Whatever doesnt kill you simply makes you stranger

Allie, 18, Ohio, US, bi, yeah, I pretty much blog about whatever suits my interest at the time. I don't bite. Inbox me or kik me: missallie313 or whatever I'd love to talk :)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

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the-masters-apprentice:

Well this is stupid give me ten

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"By stripping, you’ve taken the easy way out!"

Oh, really?

Okay.

In that case, I challenge you to enter a room full of men and separate them from your rent. Tonight. Within eight hours. Remember—strippers don’t get paychecks, and every dime you make must be personally hustled.

I challenge you to make this money while being only one among dozens of other attractive women hustling for the exact same dollars.

I challenge you to have the same charming conversation eighty times over the course of eight hours with increasingly drunk and nasty customers.

I challenge you to make yourself seem like eighty different men’s exact fantasy eighty different times in eight hours at $10 a pop.

I challenge you to work in a field where your very body is the product you sell, and yet still keep a loving self-image (among other things, I was recently told that my breasts are not “real breasts” because they are “small and ugly”).

I challenge you to listen to such misogynistic venom throughout the night that you find yourself clutching your steering wheel on the four a.m. drive home sputtering ” fuck you, fuck you” to the silent darkness of the night.

I challenge you to understand that, even though you’re socking away money so your family can have a better future—when the world finds out what you do, you are to them only a “bad mother,” a “bad wife.”

I challenge you to be a “dumb slut” in the eyes of the world when your heart is beating with brilliance and art.

"Taking the easy way out," huh?

Okay.

I challenge you to be a stripper.

— Lux ATL (via ellestanger)

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saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:

So I was on itunes…

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Is it weird I found this hilarious?

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makhon:

francieumpocalypse:

mishacockins:

this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

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Why is there a moose in my space

expecting a normal sized human

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teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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